I will chew the tails off mousie toys.

Your feet are my play-toys.

I think the nails on your walls are actually flies. I need to hunt and kill them. 

Even though I am smaller, younger, and newer than all the other animals in the house, I am the boss.

When you leave the house, I will go into the bathroom and sit on the counter and watch the faucet, waiting for it to turn on. When you return, I will be in the same position.

The dryer is an evil demon that is going to kill me.

If you try to give me a pill, I will cling to the ceiling.