I think the nails on your walls are actually flies. I need to hunt and kill them.
Hi, I’m Pumpkin. I’ve been with Orphan Animal Rescue since the beginning. I’m a Sanctuary resident. They call me a “Miracle Baby” because I’m the only one who survived out of my litter. Doctor said I have a heart defect and may not live long. I proved her wrong! I’ll celebrate my one-year birthday in September, 2009. My foster parents say I have the biggest personality…and all the OARS volunteers agree. So enjoy my stories so you can appreciate the fun felines in your life!
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- I will chew the tails off mousie toys. <!--EndFra...
- Your feet are my play-toys. <!--EndFragment-->
- <!--StartFragment--> I think the nails on your wa...
- Even though I am smaller, younger, and newer than ...
- <!--StartFragment--> When you leave the house, I ...
- <!--StartFragment--> The dryer is an evil demon t...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you try to give me a pill...
- <!--StartFragment--> If I could, I would slide do...
- <!--StartFragment--> I love chasing my tail. I co...
- <!--StartFragment--> Any knick knacks you place o...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you leave the room I am i...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will chase the tails of my...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will lick your forehead un...
- <!--StartFragment--> I know the secrets of window...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you fall asleep on the co...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will fit into any cardboar...
- <!--StartFragment--> When I jump up on the counte...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will knead on your chest u...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will pile all the litter i...
- <!--StartFragment--> Any plant you bring into the...
- <!--StartFragment--> The chandelier is an evil de...
- <!--StartFragment--> Your glasses are a chew toy ...
- <!--StartFragment--> Stairs are meant to be run u...
- If you meow at me, I will laugh at you inside. <...
- <!--StartFragment--> When I play with you, I shou...
- <!--StartFragment--> When I look at you, I should...
- <!--StartFragment--> You will find random socks i...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will store my small kitty ...
- <!--StartFragment--> The sink is the perfect plac...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you play with me with a f...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will leave pawprints on ev...
- <!--StartFragment--> If I meow, I expect you to i...
- <!--StartFragment--> My favorite toy is a brown p...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you call me “Pumpkie” and...
- <!--StartFragment--> Any rolls of paper towels in...
- <!--StartFragment--> Laundry baskets full of dry ...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you are preparing human f...
- <!--StartFragment--> I must be the center of atte...
- <!--StartFragment--> I prefer Classical music. ...
- <!--StartFragment--> If there are any catnip toys...
- <!--StartFragment--> The faucet is an evil demon ...
- <!--StartFragment--> Your bed is my bed. I am all...
- <!--StartFragment--> Every time you stand up, it ...
- <!--StartFragment--> Every time you sit down, it ...
- <!--StartFragment--> The vacuum cleaner is an evi...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you have baseball playing...
- <!--StartFragment--> When you go to the bathroom,...
- <!--StartFragment--> If anyone in my house needs ...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you are sitting on the co...
- <!--StartFragment--> If I see a fly outside, I wi...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you have cold shrimp on t...
- <!--StartFragment--> If you are typing on the com...
- <!--StartFragment--> The ceiling fan is an evil d...
- <!--StartFragment--> I prefer to spend about 50% ...
- <!--StartFragment--> I am secretly master of my e...
- <!--StartFragment--> I prefer to be served my mea...
- <!--StartFragment--> I will sleep on your head. ...
- I will drown mousie toys in my water dishes. <!--...
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